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Name:
Dan Markowitz
Email:
danmarkowitz7@gmail.com
Website:
http://www.defectivity.com/
About:
Favorite Writers:
Dan Markowitz
Email:
danmarkowitz7@gmail.comWebsite:
http://www.defectivity.com/About:
Dan loves drawing, writing, making movies, and combining the three. He was a contestant on the old Nickelodeon game show "Double Dare" as a kid. He's afraid of marionettes and ventriloquist dolls. He juggled for like 4 minutes one time, but you weren't there, so please just take his word for it.
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He's gotten humor essays published on McSweeney's. (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/dan-markowitz)
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He has a twitter account full of unexpected plot twists (http://twitter.com/PlotTwists)
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He posts jokes and cartoons on his website (http://www.defectivity.com)
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In his spare time, he enjoys writing about himself in the third person.
Favorite Writers:
George Carlin, David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, John Hodgman, Jack Handey, Douglas Adams, The Onion