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15 THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT PENNY MARSHALL FROM HER NEW MEMOIR 'MY MOM WAS NUTS'
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Link | Posted 1 year ago
Great first line.
Link | Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
This is HILARIOUS.
Link | Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
the bigger the bluetooth, the smaller the cock.
Link | Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
I can't come to the phone right now. I'm too busy laughing at a how to use voicemmail essay...
Link | Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Brilliant!
Link | Posted 2 years, 1 month ago
"I suck my thumb but nothing else."
Great line.
Link | Posted 2 years, 1 month ago
There's nothing funnier than morality. I laughed out loud reading this which was a shame because I was reading it at work so everyone knew I wasn't doing important job-related stuff on my computer. But it was worth it.
Link | Posted 2 years, 1 month ago
This is absolutely perfect except that I believe it is missing the word "up" after the word "wind."
"Huge, gross, scythe-like shards of toenail" is so good that it's probably going to give me nightmares tonight.
Link | Posted 2 years, 1 month ago
Loved this so much that I read it twice. Because -- I can f*cking read and I don't care who f*cking knows it.
Link | Posted 2 years, 2 months ago
Hard not to love this one...
Link | Posted 2 years, 2 months ago
"Now your frisbee is all gross."
Love it.
Link | Posted 2 years, 2 months ago
Go Lie Down Doggy made me laugh out loud. As did "unintentional lightsaber probe." Great piece.
Link | Posted 2 years, 2 months ago
Excellent idea! Your only problem will be trying to decide which of them should get the piece after they both, inevitably, accept it.
Link | Posted 2 years, 2 months ago
Wow. Great ending. Didn't see that coming at all.
Link | Posted 2 years, 2 months ago
"...changing the basketball to a football!"
Great.
Link | Posted 2 years, 2 months ago
Yup. It really did. Including the line "When's the singing going to start?" It's always a thrill when life hands you such good material.
Link | Posted 2 years, 2 months ago
Hilarious.
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