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Dear Male Porn Star,

I'm a 25 year old man with a steady job and a college degree. I've been dating this girl for about a year and a half, and things have been going very well. We have a lot of fun together, and I really enjoy spending time with her. She recently mentioned that her lease runs out in a few months and that she thinks we should get a place together. I love her a lot, but I don't think I'm ready to live with her. How can I tell her that I'm not ready without hurting her feelings?

Sincerely,
Unsure in Utah


Dear Unsure,

You've hit two classic male relationship problems right on the nose: trouble communicating and a fear of commitment. If you feel you aren't ready to move in with your girlfriend, you should not rush rush things, but you should talk to her about it. You should find a way to tell your girlfriend that the insecurity lies with you and not her, and that this is not a rejection of her in any way. Have you tried ejaculating on her face?

Sincerely,
Male Porn Star


Dear Male Porn Star,

I love my boyfriend, but lately I have found myself very attracted to another man. It's a guy I work with who's just so hot. I've seen my boyfriend check out other girls, but when I told him I thought my coworker was cute, he seemed really hurt. What should I do?

Sincerely,
Feelin' Guilty in Florida


Dear Feelin' Guilty,

Your feelings are perfectly normal. Your boyfriend's jealousy is something you may need to talk with him about, especially if he is being openly hypocritical by checking out other girls in your presence. Let him know that even though you may be attracted to other people, you are with him because he is the one you want to be in a relationship with. Perhaps you could accentuate this point with a reacharound and a "rusty trombone."

Sincerely,
Male Porn Star


Dear Male Porn Star,

My wife recently informed me that she had an affair early on in our relationship (before we were married). I know that it happened a long time in the past, but I've been having some trouble coming to terms with it and trusting her. I love her, but the very knowledge of this affair has hurt me deeply. How can I deal with this?

Sincerely,
Worried in Wisconsin


Dear Worried,

The feelings you're having about your wife's affair are common. If you still love her, you're going to have to find a way to work through this. A good idea would be to set aside a few hours, sit down with your wife, and talk your feelings over with her. Since this has so deeply penetrated your heart, it is important to let her know before there is some resentment built. As for your trust issues, I suggest you penetrate her deeply as well. Anally.

Sincerely,
Male Porn Star

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