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Texts From Last Night: The Romantics Edition

By mmarsaglia


Texts From Last Night: The Romantics Edition  

(Wordsworth):

 

I was like, either you can see the dead or you suck at math. Which is it?

                        Good Night                        Bad Night

 

On my way to a booty-call last night I thought shit, what if she’s dead?

                        Good Night                        Bad Night

 

(Keats):

 

He had a handful of exotic fruit when he woke me. It was a bit creepy but whatevs, I’ve been meaning to get out more.

                        Good Night                        Bad Night

 

WTF! He married a serpent?! Hottttt! LOL!!!

                        Good Night                        Bad Night

 

(Coleridge):

 

FML! Can’t make the wedding. Got stopped by a fucking Mariner. Totally on E. I’m sending a pic!

                        Good Night                        Bad Night

 

Before that dude showed up you were talking about pleasure domes and measureless caverns. Must have been good shit, bro!

                        Good Night                        Bad Night

 

(Lord Byron):

 

X: I don’t care if she walks like the night; Anne’s your cousin.

Y: By marriage, asshole. By marriage.

                        Good Night                        Bad Night


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    From mgn 2 years, 5 months ago
    I could see Coleridge and Byron being pretty active contributors to fmylife too


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